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mechasaprophyte
02 February 2009 @ 10:55 am
So, I forgot it was February already and completely wasn't paying attention to all the unhealthy things I ate yesterday.  I may just skip PEYEIYLJM this year.  :-/
 
 
 
mechasaprophyte
Sorry for the delay; my computer has been really into this "kernel panic" thing lately

Saturday:
Dozen or so of those freaky almonds
Way more brie and crackers
Half a cup of iced tea
3 cups of blackberry orange smoothie
Most of a three-egg tofu-mushroom scramble with 2 units of hashbrowns and 2 slices of rye toast
Normally I dislike this use of the word "scramble," but there's not really any better way to describe it.
1 glass white port
1 glass gewurztraminer
And apparently this is the point in the night at which I forgot that I couldn't drink:
2 glasses coconut rum
without the entire Internet finding out about it.
Look, I had smelled coconut recently, and it was on my mind, is all. Also don't force your reductive heteronormative paradigms on me; I'll do as I please
The rest of the scramble w/ 2 more hashbrowns and toasts
About 12 ounces of french fries with cheddar and half a pouch of this chunky soy business intended to approximate chili (Intended by me, to be honest. The store was out of soy chili pouches, so I got this soy tex mex blend that sounded pretty similar, but which had this sweet, almost barbecue saucy quality that, while not bad, prevented the dish from fully satisfying my chili fries cravings.)

Sunday:
2 three-slice lemon curd sandwiches on wheat toast
2 quesadillas, one cheddar, one pepper jack, both with some more of this tex mex soy stuff, as I endeavor to find a use for it
A few more almonds
Another half cup of iced tea
Oh goddammit I fell asleep before mashing those potatoes I was going to eat

Monday:
A plate of mashed potatoes
A balance bar
TV Dinner Fried Rice
Liquid Nutrition
3 slices of Domino's pineapple pizza at the colloquium
A few almonds
The last bit of Tomato/Red Pepper soup
Pan fried mashed potato balls, because, seriously, why not

Tuesday:
A balance bar
The rest of the box of Cherry Almond Clusters
A few ounces of dried chili mango
A plate of linguine marinara with prefab breaded eggplant
Another plate and a half of the linguine, this time with soyballs ("Yum.")
A scoop of cookies and cream ice cream

Wednesday:
Balance bar
Lasagna Alfredo thing
Some more chili mango
Like maybe 5 (rectangular) slices of Lefty's giardiniera pizza with the anime folks
Another scoop of ice cream (the way I do these, btw, is get a regular spoon and scoop out as large a chunk of ice cream as I can balance on it, and then eat that like an ice cream cone.  This is not only in order to keep my lazy ass from having to wash a bowl, but more importantly it forces me into some semblance of portion control)
The last bit of chili mango (total 8 oz.  I may start keeping track of that now, where appropriate)

Thursday:
Most of a box of toasted oatmeal flakes
Ravioli thing
The rest of the linguine with the rest of the sauce and some pepper jack
A little bit of polish sausage, wrapped in a tortilla (I felt guilty, and lost 1 alignment.  Ok, nethack jokes aside, my freezer still has a fair amount of meat in it, so I try to eat a serving every couple of weeks or so, just to keep my enzymes on their toes)

Friday:
Balance bar
Lasagna (as you may have noticed, there are basically five TV dinners (out of about 7 vegetarian options) that I rotate between when I'm too busy/lazy to make sandwiches for lunch)
Several handfuls of toasted oatmeal flakes
3 quesadillas, involving some combination of cheddar and pepper jack cheeses, the last bit of that tex mex soy nonsense, and some sauteed mushrooms.  I should mention that I'm still Mexican enough to think you people are weird for putting a bunch of noncheese ingredients like chicken fajitas or whatever in your quesadillas, and I dread the day that El Torito invents some kind of Fried Cheesecake Quesadessert, but I have been preoccupied with Santana's "Quesomush" for quite some time, so mushroom quesadillas it is, and they were sure good.
A drink at the Aero, courtesy [info]firmament
A bowl of his bread pudding
A scoop of ice cream
A packet of Lipton "Pasta Sides" Stroganoff


Conclusions: This week was not very healthy.  Also I don't think I drink enough water either.
 
 
mechasaprophyte
10 February 2008 @ 06:08 pm
Exciting times.  I'm not going to be posting in here regularly, but, as you know, February is Post Everything You Eat In Your Livejournal Month, so I'm going to do just that (at weekly intervals).

If you are (somehow) not familiar with PEYEIYLJM, it's worth doing.  It seems to have originated as an ironic statement, but it turns out that it can actually be pretty interesting to keep track of everything you eat (and also to see what other people are eating).


Friday, Feb 1:
Three slices of rye, toasted, with butter and strawberry preserves
Several handfuls of Cherry Almond Clusters
One Strawberry flavored "Liquid Nutrition Plus"

(Subject testing days frequently mean no lunch break)
2 more slices of toast, with marmalade this time
Two plates of vegetarian pseudo-carbonara

Saturday:
Leftover pasta, with cheese and olive oil
1 mug Tomato and Roasted Red Pepper Soup
2 Pink Russians (working title)
The potatoes that were to be used for dinner seemed a little off, so 1 box of Pasta Roni Fettucini Alfredo :-/

6 veggie gyoza, w/ sriracha and soy sauce
(couldn't sleep; kept snacking)
2 lemon curd sandwiches on wheat toast

Sunday:
1 bowl grape nuts with mango chunks (also some half-and-half mixed in with the milk because I ran out somehow. um. okay this is not representative, honest)
1 cup tea
2 more lemon curd toast sandwiches
2 cups mango orange smoothie
1 mouthful wasabi tamari almonds
2 more cups smoothie
1 whole bunch chips and salsa, eaten ravenously romf romf romf
4 soyrizo con huevos y papas burritos, nonhuge, but with an unhealthy amount of cheese and oil involved

Monday:
1 Balance Bar
1 Michelina's Cheese Ravioli Alfredo
More almonds
More chips and salsa
Yet more almonds
2 plates of roasted eggplant on jasmine rice

Tuesday:
Some handfuls of Toasted Oatmeal Flakes cereal
1 "Lean Gourmet" Three Cheese Lasagna

Almost out of chips and salsa now
A plate of eggplant and rice
man no wonder I was hungry Wednesday morning

Wednesday:
The last of the eggplant and rice
The dregs of a box of Toasted Oatmeal Flakes
Lasagna Mozzarella TV dinner
A balance bar
A plate of nachos
A few chips (unrelated)

Thursday:
Strawberry preserves sandwich on rye toast
Eight crackers with cheese
Ramen, due to a sudden panic over my low Tues-Wed calorie intake
Lasagna Alfredo TV dinner
A balance bar, I'm pretty sure
Chipotle veg burrito

And, since it's leap month, another Friday:
Half a bowl of grape nuts with half a banana
Fake beef and muenster sandwich on rye, with spinach and wasabi mayo
"Liquid Nutrition," 1 can
Another half bowl of grape nuts, with the rest of the banana
Some fried rice, with vegetables and tofu
A Full Sail Amber
A glass of whiskey
1 cookie with chocolate
3.25 crackers with some kind of goaty cheese
Some brie on water crackers


Conclusions so far: sometimes I forget to eat
 
 
 
 

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